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Name: Bitchin' Stitchin'
Address: Salem, Oregon, US
Telephone: (503) 602-5870

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I have been sewing for over 50 years and I'm happy to offer local pickup at my shop. Please call (503) 602-5870 to schedule an appointment so I can ensure I'm here to assist you.

Handmade Quality

The Artisan Collection

Every piece is crafted with over fifty years of sewing expertise, blending durable functionality with personal, handmade charm.

Stylish black and white leaf-print tote bag with top handles and a crossbody strap.

Hawaiian Leaf Print Handbag

This handmade handbag features striking black-and-white tropical leaf fabric from Hawaii. Measuring 9 inches wide, 8 inc...

Skeletons riding motorcycles in a desert landscape with skulls in the foreground.

$79

Biker Skull Motorcycle Tote

SALE

Original Price

$99

Designed for motorcycle enthusiasts, this handmade tote features a bold print filled with motorcycl...

Red leather clutch purse with ornate red fabric panel and jeweled embellishment.

$90

Red Leather Brooch Crossbody Purse

GENUINE LEATHER

This handmade crossbody purse is crafted with red leather and features a coordinating red cotton fabric i...

Tan leather handbag with a blue floral pocket and silver hardware.

Blue Hawaiian Floral Vinyl Purse

This handmade purse combines light-colored vinyl with a striking blue tropical fabric panel from Hawaii. Measuring 9 inc...

A pink patterned tote bag with a darker pink base and two heart-shaped charms.

$59

Pink Scroll Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse combines vibrant pink cotton fabric with a coordinating vinyl bottom for added durability....

Gray leather tote bag with black, white, and gold floral and geometric pattern.

$59

Black-and-White Butterfly-Clasp Purse

This handmade purse features striking black-and-white floral cotton canvas accented with a durable vinyl bottom. A decor...

Purple floral crossbody bag with checkered accents and a detachable strap.

$45

Purple Daisy Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse pairs vibrant purple floral cotton fabric with a coordinating vinyl back and trim. Measuri...

$69

Cow Print Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse features a bold black-and-white cow print and a practical, roomy design. Measuring 10 inch...

Bright yellow crossbody bag featuring a plaid panel and decorative brooch.

$69

Yellow Plaid Crossbody

This handmade crossbody bag combines a bright yellow exterior with plaid fabric and contrasting black accents for a bold...

Handmade white and pink swirled handbag with two zippered pockets and a shoulder strap.

$69

White Vinyl and Red Swirl Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse combines a clean white vinyl exterior with a vibrant red cotton fabric panel featuring a s...

Floral crossbody bag with blue and white daisies and yellow flowers on a dark background.

$45

Blue and Yellow Floral Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse combines coordinating floral cotton fabrics in blue, white, yellow, and black. Measuring 9...

Handmade crossbody bag with a marbled fabric pattern and tan leather accents.

$49

Golden Swirl Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse pairs a striking cotton print in warm gold, black, cream, and brown tones with a coordinat...

A white handbag with silver floral accents and a jeweled embellishment.

$65

White and Silver Glitter Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse pairs a clean white vinyl exterior with a sparkling silver-and-white cotton fabric insert....

Handmade floral handbag with red metallic accents and a tassel.

$62

Coral Floral Bow Handbag

This handmade handbag combines soft coral floral cotton fabric with coordinating metallic vinyl accents. A decorative bo...

Black faux leather tote bag with floral fabric panels and two zipper pockets.

$56

Brown Floral Convertible Handbag

This handmade handbag combines richly patterned brown cotton canvas with coordinating vinyl accents. Its lightweight yet...

Tapestry tote bag featuring Route 66 imagery with a motel and vintage gas station.

$45

Route 66 Traveler Tote

This handmade tote brings a travel-inspired look to everyday carrying with its detailed Route 66 tapestry design. Cotton...

A handmade tote bag with a blue and white butterfly print and text.

$52

Blue Butterfly Canvas Tote

This handmade tote features a charming butterfly and botanical print in soft blue, green, and neutral tones. Constructed...

A red tote bag with a floral fabric panel and cream accent pocket.

$100

Large Red Satchel

This spacious bag is perfect for carrying your everyday essentials.

2 exterior pockets: one on the front and one large po...

Red crossbody bag featuring a collection of beloved Peanuts characters.

$49

Peanuts Purse

Very Cute Peanuts Purse

This handmade purse is made with red vinyl and cotton fabric.

Measurements:

9" wide x 8" tall x 3" ...

Purple handbag with a floral print, featuring a tassel and adjustable strap.

$39

Purple Ladybug Bag

This cute bag measures 10" wide at the bottom x 8" tall x 4" deep.

The top features a double zipper closure and is made w...

$20

Speak to the Manager” Embroidered Kitchen Tea Towel

Add a playful touch to the kitchen with this embroidered tea towel featuring a humorous chicken design and the phrase, “...

$13

“Huge To-Do List” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bring a little humor to your daily routine with this embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a cheerful chicken and the ...

Kitchen tea towel featuring embroidered "We're Not Old! We Are Recycled Teenagers!" with cows in a truck.

$13

“Recycled Teenagers” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Growing older doesn't mean growing up! This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a group of fun-loving cows riding...

White kitchen tea towel with humorous "Give-O-Crap-Meter" embroidery.

$13

“Give-O-Crap-Meter” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For those days when your patience meter is running on empty, this humorous embroidered kitchen towel says it all. Featur...

White kitchen tea towel with humorous "Slinkies" embroidery, 25" x 15".

$13

“Some People Are Like Slinkies” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add some cheeky humor to your kitchen with this colorful embroidered tea towel featuring the saying, “Some people are li...

White kitchen tea towel with "Sometimes I Get ROAD RAGE Walking Behind People In The GROCERY STORE" embroidered on it.

$13

“Grocery Store Road Rage” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sometimes even a trip down the grocery aisle tests your patience! This embroidered kitchen towel features the relatable ...

A "Mentally Hilarious" tea towel featuring an embroidered, wild-haired cartoon bird.

$13

“Mentally Hilarious” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

A little crazy can be a lot of fun! This embroidered kitchen towel features a wide-eyed, whimsical bird alongside the sa...

Donald Duck in a bathrobe holding coffee, embroidered on a kitchen tea towel with a humorous quote.

$13

“Why Are People Allowed to Be Stupid?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this embroidered kitchen towel features a grumpy duck enjoying a cup...

White kitchen tea towel with an embroidered grumpy duck and humorous text about aging.

$13

“Aging Hasn’t Shut Me Up” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Getting older doesn’t mean getting quieter! This humorous embroidered kitchen tea towel features a feisty bird alongside...

A white kitchen tea towel features two embroidered cats and the text "Curiosity did WHAT?"

$13

“Curiosity Did What?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Perfect for cat lovers with a sense of humor, this embroidered kitchen towel features two curious cats peeking around th...

A white kitchen tea towel features an embroidered chicken chef with a whisk and the text 'I am currently unsupervised. I know. It freaks me out, too.'

$13

“Currently Unsupervised” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Things could get interesting when no one is watching! This funny embroidered kitchen towel features a frazzled chef chic...

Embroidered kitchen towel with "Don't mess with old people" quote.

$13

“Don’t Mess With Old People” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Celebrate getting older with a healthy dose of attitude. This colorful embroidered kitchen towel reads, “Don’t mess with...

Kitchen tea towel featuring a flamingo in a hammock with the text "People keep thinking that I care... Weird!"

$13

“People Keep Thinking I Care” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Kick back and embrace your carefree side with this humorous embroidered kitchen towel. Featuring a colorful bird relaxin...

Kitchen tea towel with embroidered chicken wearing glasses and "My mind wanders" quote.

$13

“My Mind Wanders” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For anyone whose thoughts have a habit of wandering off on their own, this embroidered kitchen towel is sure to bring a ...

A white kitchen tea towel with a sassy chicken design and "I Don't Need Your Attitude, I Brought My Own" text.

$13

“I Brought My Own Attitude” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

No extra attitude required! This embroidered kitchen towel features a feisty chicken alongside the saying, “I don’t need...

A white kitchen tea towel featuring Charlie Brown and Snoopy with the quote 'Every little thing is gonna be alright'.

$13

“Every Little Thing Is Gonna Be Alright” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Share a little comfort and positivity with this sweet embroidered kitchen towel featuring a lovable pair sharing a hug b...

A white kitchen tea towel features a cat peeking out from under a blanket with the text 'I'M NOT LAZY I'm On Energy Saving Mode'.

$13

“Energy Saving Mode” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For anyone who has mastered the art of taking it easy, this embroidered kitchen towel features a relaxed cat peeking out...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a chicken wearing glasses that says "Crazy Mother Clucker".

$13

“Crazy Mother Clucker” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bring some bold barnyard humor into the kitchen with this colorful embroidered tea towel. Featuring a quirky chicken in ...

White kitchen tea towel with embroidered chicken saying "Shh... I'm ONLY talking to my chickens today!"

$13

“Talking to My Chickens” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some conversations are better with chickens! This charming embroidered kitchen towel features a frazzled chicken alongsi...

White kitchen tea towel with a cartoon rooster and "Welcome to the Coop, We're All Clucking Crazy" text.

$13

“Welcome to the Coop” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Welcome everyone to your own wonderfully crazy coop with this colorful embroidered kitchen towel. Featuring a lively roo...

This embroidered kitchen tea towel reads "You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Work With Us. We Can Train You."

$13

“We Can Train You” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

A little workplace humor belongs in the kitchen too! This embroidered towel features a wide-eyed chicken and the saying,...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with "My Cooking Is So Awesome Even The Smoke Alarm Cheers Me On!" text.

$13

“My Cooking Is So Awesome” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Celebrate your culinary confidence with this colorful embroidered kitchen towel featuring the saying, “My cooking is so ...

White tea towel featuring a whimsical embroidered chicken and "Don't Mess With The Crazy Chicken Lady" text.

$13

“Crazy Chicken Lady” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Let everyone know who rules the roost with this detailed embroidered kitchen towel featuring a colorful, wide-eyed chick...

A kitchen tea towel with an embroidered chicken chef holding a whisk and the words "Go ahead, say something about my cooking."

$13

“Say Something About My Cooking” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Consider yourself warned! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a determined chef chicken armed with a whisk ...

This 25" x 15" kitchen tea towel features an embroidered cow saying 'Not my pasture, not my Bullshit'.

$13

“Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sometimes the best approach is simply staying out of it! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky bull ...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a blue bird with a red bow and colorful, fluffy hair that says "Gorgeous I Say Gorgeous."

$13

“Gorgeous, I Say Gorgeous” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add a splash of color and confidence to the kitchen with this charming embroidered towel. Featuring an adorable wide-eye...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a funny chicken and the text "I'm Not Sure If I Attract Crazy Or If I Make Them That Way."

$13

“Do I Attract Crazy?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Maybe crazy just knows where to find you! This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken and the sayi...

White kitchen tea towel with a funny saying and a cartoon rooster illustration.

$13

“Whisper in My Pants” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bring some unapologetically silly humor into the kitchen with this embroidered tea towel featuring a colorful rooster an...

Embroidered kitchen towel with a chicken wearing glasses and the quote, "I don't like to think before I speak..."

$13

“Think Before I Speak” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why spoil the surprise by thinking first? This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken in glasses a...

A white kitchen tea towel with an embroidered duck wearing sunglasses and the text 'Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else.'

$13

“Duck and Let It Hit Someone Else” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

When life sends something your way, sometimes the smartest move is to duck! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel feat...

White kitchen tea towel embroidered with "I'm not getting older, I am increasing in value."

$13

“Increasing in Value” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Getting older has never sounded so good! This stylish embroidered kitchen towel features the saying, “I’m not getting ol...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with "Drink Coffee Do Stupid Things Faster" design and squirrels.

$13

“Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things Faster” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Fuel your day with caffeine and a little mischief! This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features the saying, “Drink c...

White kitchen tea towel featuring an embroidered blue bird saying "If you think I'm short, you should see my patience."

$13

“Short Patience” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Consider this your fair warning! This embroidered kitchen towel features a grumpy little bird alongside the saying, “If ...

$13

“You Couldn’t Handle Me” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some personalities simply don’t come with a manual! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a confident chicken...

$13

“Hi Mom” Cats Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Calling all cat moms! This adorable embroidered kitchen towel features a colorful group of mischievous cats gathered tog...

$13

“Domestic Goddess” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Housewife? Try domestic goddess! This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a glamorous chicken relaxing with a gla...

$13

“Aggressively Helpful” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Helpful with just a little extra enthusiasm! This embroidered kitchen towel features a stylish chicken in glasses alongs...

$13

“I’ll Put You in the Trunk” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For those moments when patience is running a little thin, this embroidered kitchen towel delivers a dose of dark humor w...

$13

“Maybe Everyone Is an Idiot” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bad mood or just bad company? This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a bundled-up cat alongside the saying, “S...

$13

“Contain My Crazy” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Keeping the crazy contained is easier said than done! This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken p...

$13

“Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sometimes an eye roll says everything! This embroidered kitchen towel features a delightfully unimpressed cow holding a ...

$13

“One Glass Away” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For those occasions when a little restraint goes a long way, this embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken in...

$13

“Smile While You Have Teeth” Lady Embroidered Kitchen Towel

A little humor makes aging more fun! This embroidered kitchen towel features a wonderfully expressive older woman alongs...

$13

“I Want Coffee” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some mornings only coffee will do. This embroidered kitchen towel features a grumpy bird holding a steaming cup alongsid...

$13

“Hissy Fit Coming On” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

When patience is wearing thin, this expressive embroidered kitchen towel says it all. Featuring a fierce little owl and ...

$13

“Life Is Short, Smile” Bird Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Brighten up the kitchen with a cheerful embroidered towel featuring a colorful bird and the reminder, “Life is short, sm...

$13

“If We Get Caught” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Partners in mischief will appreciate this humorous embroidered kitchen towel featuring two nervous-looking cows and the ...

$13

“Temporarily Out of Order” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some days call for a temporary shutdown! This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a frazzled chicken alongside t...

$13

“Oh for Duck’s Sake” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add a little attitude to the kitchen with this embroidered towel featuring a stylish duck in glasses, a hat, and a bow t...

$13

“When Will They Make Smart People?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... but what about smart people? This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a c...

$13

Curious Kitten & Butterfly Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add a sweet and playful touch to the kitchen with this embroidered towel featuring an adorable kitten curiously watching...

$13

“Crazy on the Porch” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why hide the family crazy when you can put it on display? This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky roos...

$13

“Ruin the Surprise” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Thinking before speaking takes all the fun out of it! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a wide-eyed chick...

$13

“My Job Is Top Secret” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some jobs are so mysterious that even the person doing them isn’t quite sure what’s going on! This embroidered kitchen t...

$13

“Today I’m Doing Nothing” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why give up when you’ve already made such great progress? This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a stylish cow ...

$13

“My Level of Sarcasm” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sarcasm levels may vary depending on the company! This embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky upside-down chicken a...

$13

“Live Today Like You’re Getting Fried Tomorrow” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Make today count with a little barnyard humor! This embroidered kitchen towel features a confident rooster in a cowboy h...

$13

“I Know I’m Crazy” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why pretend to be anything else? This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a wide-eyed little owl alongside the s...

$13

“Slap an Idiot Day” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some days require a little extra patience! This embroidered kitchen towel features a hilariously grumpy bird alongside t...

Handmade Quality

The Artisan Collection

Every piece is crafted with over fifty years of sewing expertise, blending durable functionality with personal, handmade charm.

Tote bag with a biker skull print and black faux leather accents.

$79

Biker Skull Motorcycle Tote

SALE

Original Price

$99

Designed for motorcycle enthusiasts, this handmade tote features a bold print filled with motorcycl...

$59

Pink Scroll Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse combines vibrant pink cotton fabric with a coordinating vinyl bottom for added durability....

$90

Red Leather Brooch Crossbody Purse

GENUINE LEATHER

This handmade crossbody purse is crafted with red leather and features a coordinating red cotton fabric i...

$59

Black-and-White Butterfly-Clasp Purse

This handmade purse features striking black-and-white floral cotton canvas accented with a durable vinyl bottom. A decor...

$69

Cow Print Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse features a bold black-and-white cow print and a practical, roomy design. Measuring 10 inch...

Off-White Vinyl Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse features off-white vinyl in a versatile medium-sized design. Measuring 11 inches wide, 10 ...

$69

Yellow Plaid Crossbody

This handmade crossbody bag combines a bright yellow exterior with plaid fabric and contrasting black accents for a bold...

$49

Golden Swirl Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse pairs a striking cotton print in warm gold, black, cream, and brown tones with a coordinat...

$45

Blue and Yellow Floral Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse combines coordinating floral cotton fabrics in blue, white, yellow, and black. Measuring 9...

$69

White Vinyl and Red Swirl Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse combines a clean white vinyl exterior with a vibrant red cotton fabric panel featuring a s...

$65

White and Silver Glitter Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse pairs a clean white vinyl exterior with a sparkling silver-and-white cotton fabric insert....

$62

Coral Floral Bow Handbag

This handmade handbag combines soft coral floral cotton fabric with coordinating metallic vinyl accents. A decorative bo...

$45

Route 66 Traveler Tote

This handmade tote brings a travel-inspired look to everyday carrying with its detailed Route 66 tapestry design. Cotton...

$52

Blue Butterfly Canvas Tote

This handmade tote features a charming butterfly and botanical print in soft blue, green, and neutral tones. Constructed...

$49

Peanuts Purse

Very Cute Peanuts Purse

This handmade purse is made with red vinyl and cotton fabric.

Measurements:

9" wide x 8" tall x 3" ...

$13

“Huge To-Do List” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bring a little humor to your daily routine with this embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a cheerful chicken and the ...

$13

Speak to the Manager” Embroidered Kitchen Tea Towel

Add a playful touch to the kitchen with this embroidered tea towel featuring a humorous chicken design and the phrase, “...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with cows in a truck saying "We're Not Old! We Are Recycled Teenagers!"

$13

“Recycled Teenagers” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Growing older doesn't mean growing up! This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a group of fun-loving cows riding...

A white tea towel with "Let me check my GIVE-O-CRAP-METER Nope, Nothing" embroidered on it.

$13

“Give-O-Crap-Meter” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For those days when your patience meter is running on empty, this humorous embroidered kitchen towel says it all. Featur...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with the quote "Some People are Like SLINKIES..." and a cartoon Slinky toy.

$13

“Some People Are Like Slinkies” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add some cheeky humor to your kitchen with this colorful embroidered tea towel featuring the saying, “Some people are li...

White kitchen tea towel with "Sometimes I Get ROAD RAGE Walking Behind People In The GROCERY STORE" text.

$13

“Grocery Store Road Rage” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sometimes even a trip down the grocery aisle tests your patience! This embroidered kitchen towel features the relatable ...

A kitchen tea towel features a humorous embroidered owl with the text "I'm Not Crazy, I Prefer The Term Mentally Hilarious."

$13

“Mentally Hilarious” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

A little crazy can be a lot of fun! This embroidered kitchen towel features a wide-eyed, whimsical bird alongside the sa...

Kitchen tea towel with embroidered Donald Duck character holding a coffee mug and a humorous quote.

$13

“Why Are People Allowed to Be Stupid?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this embroidered kitchen towel features a grumpy duck enjoying a cup...

White kitchen tea towel featuring an angry embroidered duck with the text "AGING may have slowed me down but it hasn't SHUT ME UP!"

$13

“Aging Hasn’t Shut Me Up” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Getting older doesn’t mean getting quieter! This humorous embroidered kitchen tea towel features a feisty bird alongside...

A white kitchen tea towel with an embroidered design of two curious cats and the phrase "Curiosity did WHAT?"

$13

“Curiosity Did What?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Perfect for cat lovers with a sense of humor, this embroidered kitchen towel features two curious cats peeking around th...

A humorous embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a chicken chef holding a whisk with the text "I am currently unsupervised."

$13

“Currently Unsupervised” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Things could get interesting when no one is watching! This funny embroidered kitchen towel features a frazzled chef chic...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with humorous saying about aging and being 'stupid'.

$13

“Don’t Mess With Old People” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Celebrate getting older with a healthy dose of attitude. This colorful embroidered kitchen towel reads, “Don’t mess with...

Embroidered kitchen towel with a pink flamingo in a hammock saying 'People keep thinking that I care... Weird!'

$13

“People Keep Thinking I Care” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Kick back and embrace your carefree side with this humorous embroidered kitchen towel. Featuring a colorful bird relaxin...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a funny chicken design and quote about wandering minds.

$13

“My Mind Wanders” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For anyone whose thoughts have a habit of wandering off on their own, this embroidered kitchen towel is sure to bring a ...

White kitchen tea towel with an embroidered grumpy chicken and the text "I Don't Need Your Attitude, I Brought My Own."

$13

“I Brought My Own Attitude” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

No extra attitude required! This embroidered kitchen towel features a feisty chicken alongside the saying, “I don’t need...

White kitchen tea towel featuring Charlie Brown and Snoopy with "EVERY LITTLE THING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT" text.

$13

“Every Little Thing Is Gonna Be Alright” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Share a little comfort and positivity with this sweet embroidered kitchen towel featuring a lovable pair sharing a hug b...

White kitchen tea towel with a cat graphic and the text "I'M NOT LAZY I'm On Energy Saving Mode".

$13

“Energy Saving Mode” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For anyone who has mastered the art of taking it easy, this embroidered kitchen towel features a relaxed cat peeking out...

Embroidered tea towel features a chicken wearing glasses with the text "Crazy Mother Clucker".

$13

“Crazy Mother Clucker” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bring some bold barnyard humor into the kitchen with this colorful embroidered tea towel. Featuring a quirky chicken in ...

A white kitchen tea towel features an embroidered, funny-looking chicken with the text "Shhh... I'm ONLY talking to my CHICKENS today!"

$13

“Talking to My Chickens” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some conversations are better with chickens! This charming embroidered kitchen towel features a frazzled chicken alongsi...

White embroidered tea towel with a cartoon rooster and humorous text about "the coop" and being "clucking crazy".

$13

“Welcome to the Coop” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Welcome everyone to your own wonderfully crazy coop with this colorful embroidered kitchen towel. Featuring a lively roo...

Kitchen tea towel with a cartoon chicken and the text 'You don't have to be crazy to work with us, we can train you.'

$13

“We Can Train You” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

A little workplace humor belongs in the kitchen too! This embroidered towel features a wide-eyed chicken and the saying,...

A white kitchen tea towel with "My Cooking is So Awesome even the smoke alarm cheers me on!" embroidered on it.

$13

“My Cooking Is So Awesome” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Celebrate your culinary confidence with this colorful embroidered kitchen towel featuring the saying, “My cooking is so ...

White kitchen tea towel featuring an embroidered cartoon chicken with the text "Don't mess with the crazy chicken lady."

$13

“Crazy Chicken Lady” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Let everyone know who rules the roost with this detailed embroidered kitchen towel featuring a colorful, wide-eyed chick...

Embroidered tea towel featuring a cartoon chicken chef holding a whisk with the text 'Go ahead say something about my cooking'.

$13

“Say Something About My Cooking” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Consider yourself warned! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a determined chef chicken armed with a whisk ...

Embroidered kitchen towel with a cow saying 'Not my pasture, Not my Bullshit'.

$13

“Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sometimes the best approach is simply staying out of it! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky bull ...

A whimsical tea towel features a blue bird with colorful, wild hair and a red bow, exclaiming "Gorgeous I Say Gorgeous."

$13

“Gorgeous, I Say Gorgeous” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add a splash of color and confidence to the kitchen with this charming embroidered towel. Featuring an adorable wide-eye...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a chicken graphic and funny saying.

$13

“Do I Attract Crazy?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Maybe crazy just knows where to find you! This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken and the sayi...

A white kitchen tea towel features an embroidered rooster with the humorous text, "I don't fart, I just whisper in my pants, sometimes it's a scream."

$13

“Whisper in My Pants” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bring some unapologetically silly humor into the kitchen with this embroidered tea towel featuring a colorful rooster an...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel features a surprised chicken wearing glasses and the text "I don't like to think before I speak."

$13

“Think Before I Speak” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why spoil the surprise by thinking first? This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken in glasses a...

A white kitchen tea towel with an embroidered duck wearing sunglasses and the phrase "Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else."

$13

“Duck and Let It Hit Someone Else” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

When life sends something your way, sometimes the smartest move is to duck! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel feat...

Embroidered tea towel with "I'm not getting older, I am increasing in value" text.

$13

“Increasing in Value” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Getting older has never sounded so good! This stylish embroidered kitchen towel features the saying, “I’m not getting ol...

Embroidered kitchen towel with squirrels, coffee, and text: "Drink Coffee Do Stupid Things Faster."

$13

“Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things Faster” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Fuel your day with caffeine and a little mischief! This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features the saying, “Drink c...

$13

“Short Patience” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Consider this your fair warning! This embroidered kitchen towel features a grumpy little bird alongside the saying, “If ...

Embroidered chicken tea towel reads "You couldn't handle me if I came with instructions."

$13

“You Couldn’t Handle Me” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some personalities simply don’t come with a manual! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a confident chicken...

White "Hi Mom" kitchen tea towel featuring embroidered cartoon cats.

$13

“Hi Mom” Cats Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Calling all cat moms! This adorable embroidered kitchen towel features a colorful group of mischievous cats gathered tog...

Kitchen tea towel with embroidered chicken saying "I'm not a housewife, I'm a domestic goddess."

$13

“Domestic Goddess” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Housewife? Try domestic goddess! This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a glamorous chicken relaxing with a gla...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a chicken wearing glasses and pearls that reads "I AM NOT BOSSY I AM AGGRESSIVELY HELPFUL."

$13

“Aggressively Helpful” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Helpful with just a little extra enthusiasm! This embroidered kitchen towel features a stylish chicken in glasses alongs...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a humorous saying about testing someone and putting them in the trunk.

$13

“I’ll Put You in the Trunk” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For those moments when patience is running a little thin, this embroidered kitchen towel delivers a dose of dark humor w...

White kitchen tea towel with an embroidered otter in a pink robe holding a mug, with humorous text.

$13

“Maybe Everyone Is an Idiot” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Bad mood or just bad company? This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a bundled-up cat alongside the saying, “S...

A white kitchen tea towel with embroidered text and a cartoon rooster in a jar.

$13

“Contain My Crazy” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Keeping the crazy contained is easier said than done! This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken p...

A white tea towel features a cartoon cow design with the text "I'M SORRY, did I roll my eyes OUT LOUD?"

$13

“Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sometimes an eye roll says everything! This embroidered kitchen towel features a delightfully unimpressed cow holding a ...

White kitchen tea towel with embroidered text and a chicken wearing glasses.

$13

“One Glass Away” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

For those occasions when a little restraint goes a long way, this embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky chicken in...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a cartoon grandmother and the text "Life is short Smile while you have teeth."

$13

“Smile While You Have Teeth” Lady Embroidered Kitchen Towel

A little humor makes aging more fun! This embroidered kitchen towel features a wonderfully expressive older woman alongs...

Grumpy embroidered bird holding coffee on a white kitchen tea towel.

$13

“I Want Coffee” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some mornings only coffee will do. This embroidered kitchen towel features a grumpy bird holding a steaming cup alongsid...

White kitchen tea towel featuring an embroidered grumpy owl and "I Feel A Hissy Fit Coming On" text.

$13

“Hissy Fit Coming On” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

When patience is wearing thin, this expressive embroidered kitchen towel says it all. Featuring a fierce little owl and ...

White kitchen tea towel with embroidered blue bird and humorous quote about smiling.

$13

“Life Is Short, Smile” Bird Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Brighten up the kitchen with a cheerful embroidered towel featuring a colorful bird and the reminder, “Life is short, sm...

Embroidered tea towel with cartoon cows saying 'You're deaf and I don't speak English'.

$13

“If We Get Caught” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Partners in mischief will appreciate this humorous embroidered kitchen towel featuring two nervous-looking cows and the ...

embroidered kitchen tea towel with a rooster reading 'Temporarily out of order. Please try again later.'

$13

“Temporarily Out of Order” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some days call for a temporary shutdown! This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a frazzled chicken alongside t...

White tea towel with an embroidered, grumpy duck wearing glasses and a hat, reading "Oh For Ducks Sake."

$13

“Oh for Duck’s Sake” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add a little attitude to the kitchen with this embroidered towel featuring a stylish duck in glasses, a hat, and a bow t...

A "Kitchen Tea Towel" with an embroidered cow wearing glasses and a humorous saying.

$13

“When Will They Make Smart People?” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... but what about smart people? This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a c...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel features a cartoon cat with a butterfly. Size 25" x 15".

$13

Curious Kitten & Butterfly Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Add a sweet and playful touch to the kitchen with this embroidered towel featuring an adorable kitten curiously watching...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a humorous saying about family and a rooster.

$13

“Crazy on the Porch” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why hide the family crazy when you can put it on display? This colorful embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky roos...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a humorous chicken design and text.

$13

“Ruin the Surprise” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Thinking before speaking takes all the fun out of it! This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a wide-eyed chick...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel with a chicken saying "My job is top secret I don't even know what I'm doing myself."

$13

“My Job Is Top Secret” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some jobs are so mysterious that even the person doing them isn’t quite sure what’s going on! This embroidered kitchen t...

Embroidered kitchen tea towel featuring a cow wearing sunglasses and the text 'Today I'm doing NOTHING I started doing it YESTERDAY and I'm no QUITTER'.

$13

“Today I’m Doing Nothing” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why give up when you’ve already made such great progress? This playful embroidered kitchen towel features a stylish cow ...

White kitchen tea towel with embroidered chicken graphic and sarcastic quote.

$13

“My Level of Sarcasm” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Sarcasm levels may vary depending on the company! This embroidered kitchen towel features a quirky upside-down chicken a...

Embroidered kitchen towel with a rooster graphic and humorous text: "Live today like you're getting fried tomorrow."

$13

“Live Today Like You’re Getting Fried Tomorrow” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Make today count with a little barnyard humor! This embroidered kitchen towel features a confident rooster in a cowboy h...

Kitchen tea towel with an embroidered owl wearing glasses and a humorous saying.

$13

“I Know I’m Crazy” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Why pretend to be anything else? This humorous embroidered kitchen towel features a wide-eyed little owl alongside the s...

Embroidered kitchen towel with a grumpy bird graphic and the phrase "Today is Slap an Idiot Day, I'm Gonna Be Busy."

$13

“Slap an Idiot Day” Embroidered Kitchen Towel

Some days require a little extra patience! This embroidered kitchen towel features a hilariously grumpy bird alongside t...

$45

Purple Daisy Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse pairs vibrant purple floral cotton fabric with a coordinating vinyl back and trim. Measuri...

$120

Extra-Large Hawaiian Leaf Print Tote Bag

This handmade extra-large tote pairs light tan vinyl with a bold black Hawaiian leaf print. Its roomy shape makes it a p...

$69

Off-White Butterfly Print Crossbody Bag

This handmade crossbody bag pairs off-white vinyl with a soft butterfly print on the front. At 9 inches wide, 10 inches ...

$70

Hawaiian Fabric Rocket Crossbody Purse

This handmade crossbody purse features a durable off-white vinyl exterior with a vibrant Hawaiian fabric insert on the f...

$69

Tan Basket Weave Floral Crossbody Bag

This handmade handbag features a textured tan vinyl exterior with a basket weave pattern and a beautiful floral cotton f...

$85

Green & Brown Bicycle Print Tote Crossbody Bag

This handmade large handbag features a beautiful combination of green and brown vinyl with a unique geometric pattern an...

$79

Butterfly and Pink Shimmer Convertible Handbag

This handmade handbag combines butterfly fabric with pink shimmer vinyl and crystal rivet accents for a standout look. M...

Purple Paisley Crossbody Bag

This handmade crossbody bag combines rich purple paisley fabric with a colorful blue-and-purple paisley front pocket for...

$35

Hearts and Cats Small Purse

This handmade small purse combines a playful hearts-and-cats cotton print with a coordinating pink vinyl bottom. Measuri...

Crafted with Over 50 Years of Experience

Quality Handmade Bags

Every piece in my shop is a reflection of a lifelong passion for sewing. From my studio in Salem, Oregon, I create durable, beautiful, and functional bags designed to fit seamlessly into your lifestyle. When you choose Bitchin' Stitchin', you are supporting authentic craftsmanship and receiving a product made with meticulous attention to detail.

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I have been sewing for over 50 years, and my sewing room truly is my happy place. I bring that joy and decades of technical skill to every stitch, ensuring that each bag is not only stylish but built to last through years of use.

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A Bag for Every Occasion

My collection features a wide variety of textile goods, including spacious Beach Totes, medium-sized purses, and small wristlets for the essentials. Beyond bags, I also create functional items like handmade pot holders, all crafted with the same commitment to quality.

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Based in Salem, Oregon, I offer my handmade goods online and at select shows. Browse the collection anytime and have your purchase shipped directly to your doorstep. For questions about a piece, custom options, or upcoming show appearances, please get in touch.

Expertly handmade bags designed for your everyday life.

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I have been sewing for over 50 years, and my sewing room remains my happy place. Whether you are looking for a spacious beach tote or a small wristlet, you will find a piece that combines durability with a personal, artisan touch.

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